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About Nick:
nicknames
i really dont have much in the way of nicknames except for freak, dork, and tall person
 the world
the world is full of sorrow and sadness.... GET OVER IT!!! rewrite
newspaper headline: hell freezes over, cubs win world series
60 degrees - Floridians wear coats, gloves, and woolly hats. Chicago people sunbathe.
50 degrees - New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. Chicago people plant gardens. 40 degrees - Italian cars won't start. Chicago people drive with the windows down. 32 degrees - Distilled water freezes. Lake Michigan's water gets thicker. 20 degrees - Californians shiver uncontrollably. Chicago people have the last cookout before it gets cold. 15 degrees - New York landlords finally turn up the heat. Chicago people throw on a sweatshirt. 0 degrees - Californians fly away to Mexico. Chicago people lick the flagpole and throw on a light jacket over the sweatshirt. 20 below - People in Miami cease to exist. Chicago people get out their winter coats. 40 below - Hollywood disintegrates. Chicago's Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door. 50 below - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicago people get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. 60 below - Microbial life survives on dairy products. Illinois cows complain of farmers with cold hands. 460 below - ALL atomic motion stops. Chicago people start saying. . "Cold 'nuff for ya??" 500 below - Hell freezes over. The Chicago Cubs win the World Series You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Shi-ca-go, or Sha-ca-ga depending on if you live North or South of Roosevelt Rd, respectively. Next, if your road map is more than a few weeks old, throw it out and buy new one. If in Naperville and your map is one day old, then it is already obsolete. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Chicago has its own version of traffic rules... "Hold on and pray." There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Chicago. We all drive like that! All directions start with, "I-94" ... which has no beginning and no end. The morning rush hour is from 5AM to noon. The evening rush hour is from 3PM to 10PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one on the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going to avoid crashing with all the drivers running the red light in cross-traffic. Construction on the Northwest Tollway is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment. We had so much fun with that we have added the Elgin O'Hare Expressway (which oddly enough doesn't go to Elgin OR O'Hare) and I-355 to the mix. All unexplained sights are explained by the phrase, "Oh, we're in Cicero!" If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect. Car horns are actually "Road Rage" indicators. All old ladies with blue hair in Mercedes have the right of way. Period. First Ave, LaGrange Rd, NW Highway, all mysteriously change names as you cross intersections (these are only a FEW examples). If asking directions in Cicero you must have knowledge of Spanish. Bridgeport is the South side limits. If you stop to ask directions on the West or South side you better be armed. A trip across town (east to west) will take a minimum of four hours, although many north/south freeways have unposted minimum speeds of 75. The minimum acceptable speed on the Dan Ryan is 85. Anything less is considered downright sissy. The wrought iron on windows near Englewood and Austin is not ornamental. The Congress Expressway, commonly referred to as the Eisenhower Expressway is our daily version of NASCAR (though often at speeds that don't exceed 5 mph). The Dan Ryan is called "The Death Trap" for two reasons: "death" and "trap."! If it's 100 degrees, it's Taste of Chicago. If it's 10 degrees and sleeting/snowing, it's opening day at Wrigley Field. If it's rained 6 inches in the last hour, the Western open Golf Classic is in the second round. If you go to Wrigley Field pay the $25.00 to park in the "Cubs Lot." Parking elsewhere could cost up to $2500 for damages, towing fees, parking tickets, etc. If some guy with a flag tries to get you to park in his yard, run over him. Chicago, there's no place like it!! |
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"It's Your Love" By Tim McGraw and Faith Hill
Yea, yea
Dancin' in the dark, middle of the night Takin' your heart and holdin' it tight Emotional touch, touchin' my skin And asking you to do what you've been doin' all over again Oh it's a beautiful thing, don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you know what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh it's your love Better than I was, more than I am And all of this happened by taking your hand And who I am now is who I wanted to be And now that we're together, I'm stronger than ever I'm happy and free Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in If you asked me why I've changed, All I gotta do is say your sweet name It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under Oh, it's your love Baby, Oh oh, oh, Oh it's a beautiful thing, Don't think I can keep it all in I just gotta let you konw what it is that won't let me go It's your love It just does something to me It sends a shock right through me I can't get enough And if you wonder About the spell I'm under, Oh it's your love It's your love, it's your love, it's your love |
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ur radar....
hello, nick.... why dun you comment on anything?? i comment on yer page but you don't on mine :( do you not like me anymore?! *cries* sadness
i just got back from north carolina, i was gonna comment before i left but i didnt have time, ill go comment on ur page now....