1. Do they put underwear on corpses?
2. Why do people say that "the alarm just went off" when it accually came on?
3. Why is it called a soap opera when nobody sings?
4. Why do you say "may i ask" when the following sentence is a question?
5. Is it possible to be allergic to water?
6. Why do cats like to dig their paws in something before they lye down?
7. Why does the Easter bunny have eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs!!
8. Why is it that adults tell you to not play with fire year long but when Independence Day comes they hand you explosives and a lighter and tell you to have fun?
9. Are there pink lemons that make pink lemonade?
10. Why do we say "heads up" when we mean to duck or put your head down?
11. What was Captain Hook's name before he had a hook?
11. Do bald people get dandruff?
12. Are people that are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
13. Can you still say "put it where the sun doesn't shine" on a nude beach?
14. Why is it that when an adult has multiple personalities it's concidered schizopherinia, but when a child has an imaginary friend it's cute?
15. Do stairs go up or down?
16. Why do people say " im so tired that it's not even funny" when it really wouldn't be funny in the first place?
17.Why do dog's sniff other dog's butts to say hello, when they can bark in their face or something?
18. If heat rises then shouldnt hell be cold?
19. Do they have girl's restrooms in gay bars?
20. If a fork were gold would it still be silverware?
hey wats up srry i havent been on lately but i got in a fight so i not online much.