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unachievable_perfection's Favorite Quote: loving is using your imagination to create a world unseen a world passionate and full of mystery
About unachievable_perfection:
Profession:highschool
Religion:Wiccan
Height:5'2
Weight:115
Body Type:Fat/Obese
Eye Color:Hazel
Hair Color:Red
Habits:obsessing
Phobias:bee's and dragonflys
Makes me sad:ABORTION
My Income:none
My perfect partner:im starting to think no one
a poem 4 jade
know that im here
i wont ever turn away
you can cry on my shoulder
i will hold you in a hug
when you feel down
i will try to bring you up
i will show you that i care
and that i am always here
that i love you
i shall tell you everyday
you always have me
and when you feel theres nothing else
nothing to hold on
i will show you a simple reason
thats been there all along
when your world is upside down
you can turn to me
because you are my best freind
and im always here when you need me
actual label instuctions

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO.

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU.

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. (The shoplifter special!)

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. (And that would be how?)

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. (Too late! You lose!)

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. (Dammit! Who are they to tell me what to do with my kids?)

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. (As opposed to use in outer space?)

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. (Now I'm curious.)

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. (Really? Peanuts contain nuts?)

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. (I'm glad they cleared that up.)

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. (What kind of consumer phone-call led to this warning?)

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. (That's right, destroy a universal childhood fantasy!)

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST.

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY.

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. (Duh!)

 
the veronicas -when it all falls apart
random thought 4 the day
if colors have smells and tastes why dont crayons?
i swear
count on me-defult
in memory of IAN we miss you

The nothingness kingdom

The marvouless kingdom of nothing
It truly is a sight
The people aren’t there.

The streets are empty
And not a sound could be heard
The people can sometimes be seen
Doing people things

The marvouless kingdom of nothing
It truly can’t be seen
You just have to imagine
How it would be
If it existed

The people do what people do
But they can be what you imagine
Just think of the kingdom of nothingness
And it would be your paradise
Because you thought of it.

beautiful (poem)
a bird flys freely
wings spread beautiful
as it soars above
never a care in the world
it just focuses on being carefree
and never tied down
as it flys
tears caress my eyes
because it flys above the world
and all of its problems
just to be free never to care about anything

i go home days go by
and suddenly i soon realize
how i idolize that bird
free from care of the world
when troble just comes its way
it flys high and spreads its wings
while i remain here idolizing
a beautiful bird
that soars way above
and carries my soul
flys it away
carring with it my problems fly away
once agian tears caress these eyes
as the bird i watch as it slowly dies
now the bird who carried my soul
its lifeles body dead and cold
i soon await the day
when a new bird will fly
and all my problems it will carry
yet still carefree and happy
though that beautiful bird did die
that bird still keeps my soul alive
Decated to IAN (our old song)
HERO (palex)
DEE DEE DEE (carlos mencia)
WHY BOTHER?

if im not gonna be anything 

         WHY BOTHER?

if im not gonna pass the grade

         WHY TRY?

if i dream of college

but am to dumb to go

        WHY DREAM?

i wont ever amount to anything

I know i am retarded

i know i am dumb

but i can pretend im doing fine

but we'll just see

on the 9th grade proficencey

You say i wont graduate

wont even get my

G.E.D

if im not gonna be anything

    WHY BOTHER?

where'd you go
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eclipse007
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Posted By: neil, Mar 17, 2008 | 5:48 pm
hi jazzy how have u been! is it still snowing
AniKai
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Posted By: Dominic, Sep 05, 2007 | 5:35 pm

What's going on? Its very unfortunate that you were grounded. It was my fault and I apologize. Anyways, How have you been?

jadeybaby
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Posted By: jade, Aug 25, 2007 | 3:27 am

WHERE R U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my internet shut our convo so      then i went back on n ur gone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come back come back!

i think ian is ignorin me or sumthin hope he doesnt hate me =[

anwyays i still love him but come on where r u quickly get on b4 i go n make bolognese lol

love ya bunchies

MWAH

xxxxxx

thenothingnesskingdom
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Posted By: ian, Jul 26, 2007 | 7:33 pm
tis my birthday on da 7-27(tomoro)
jadeybaby
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Posted By: jade, Feb 28, 2007 | 8:33 pm

i cant believe u think that i do wanna b ur friend ur so special to me i jsut hate goin on me.com coz of all the perverted guys apart from kyle but anyways ive been tryin to wait till u get online ive been busy wiv skool n im goin downhill at the moment wiv mum havin 2 major back operations n she has 4 kids includin me n we gotta help out n i have essays comin one after another at skool n guess wot i had my first detention how gay is that i just wanna self harm everythin has suddenly got hard for me i cant take it no more im goin crazy il come on here often now but talk to u soon ok n i will always be there for u no matter wot happens ok? i havnt had no sleep n im just typin constantly im talkin to jon from america who has a ferret he is a wicked mate n i cant sleep i was watchin cribs n stuff i have skool in like 3 and a half hour n by the i gotta b ready n out of the door im tired but cant sleep so today is gonna b a bad day at skool

i mskippin classes like french thats how bad its gettin but i dont smoke n i will certainly not like miss more classes then 1 only french lol i get bullied in that class so i hate it n i cant deal wiv it im gonna have to go persuade mum if i can stay home from skool to sleep the WHOLE day lol anyways comment back or summin u have my email remember email me on my msn addy ok? love you so much hun mwah peace xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

elliespain Reply From: xxxxMAKE_SENSE_OF_MExxxx, Mar 01, 2007 | 4:44 pm

srry........ its just ive posted comments and u never replyed but yeah ive been very stressed to so much has happened since we last talked well as u know ive moved and im in an awesome new school and i have some very kwel friends im failing math and social studies im learning japanese i can draw pretty good now i'll post some in my pictures if i have time my friends are kwel and crazy at the same time....... me and batsu are still together in march we'll have been together about 8 or 9 months im online from 7 pm till 10 pm during the weeks and on the weekends im on from 12 pm till 7 pm  thats uhh.....12 am - 3am during the weeks and 5 pm - 12 am ur time.... i love school......i have 2 rats named fuyu ai and fuyu tomadachi meaning winter love and winter friend im now an absolute otaku (anime geek) the whole groups otakus well i'll tell u more later and hopefully we can find a time we can talk im always on yahoo messanger during the times im online welll love u bunches xx<3xx

3 worst torture tests known to man

A starving man has been walking through the woods for days. He has no food, and no shelter. As he is walking he comes upon an old house. Glad to finally see some civilization he runs to the door and raps on it loudly. An old man answers. The starving man asks the old man if he will give him shelter and food for the night. Saying that he will be gone in the morning. The old man agrees, saying that he can stay on one condition only. He must not go any where near his granddaughter. If he does, he will regret it greatly. The starving man agrees...after all, what kind of girl would live so far out in the woods?

That night at the supper table the man and the granddaughter can't keep their eyes off each other. They decide to meet up later on. And when they do, it's like nothing either of them have ever experienced before.

The next morning the man suddenly wakes up in his own room because he feels a heavy weight on his chest. He looks down and sees a rock sitting there. On it, it says "First Worst Torture Test Known to Man--Rock on Chest." The man laughs and thinks, is this all? This is going to be easy. So he gets out of bed, and throws the rock out the window. As the rock is hurtling toward the ground below he notice's another note stuck to the other side of the rock it reads "Second Worst Torture Test Known to Man--Rock Tied to Left Testicle." In a panic the man tries to reach for the rock, realizing that it is too far out the window to catch, he decides to jump out after it. On his way down, the man sees a third note taped to the side of the building, it reads "Third Worst Torture Test Known to Man--Right Testicle tied to bedpost."

no solution sum 41
FOR ANYONE WHO CAN RELATE TO THIS SONG
BEST OF FREINDS (JADEY AND SPENCE)
When you're the best of friends Having so much fun together You're not even aware, you're such a funny pair You're the best of friends Life's a happy game You could clown around forever Neither one of you sees, your natural boundaries Life's one happy game If only the world wouldn't get in the way If only people would just let you play They say you're both being fools You're breaking all the rules They can't understand, the magic of your wonderland Hu-hu-hu When you're the best of friends Sharing all that you discover When that moment has past, will that friendship last? Who can say? There's a way! Oh I hope... I hope it never ends 'Cause you're the best of friends i've dedicated sumin 2 ian so i thought i should do sumin 4 my bestest friend in the world JADE poem (i didnt write purple-kitty-cat did ) me and you thats how it is how it will be forever when you are down i cheer you up when you are happy so am i and that will be forever we share almost all the same feelings mad, sad, happy, excited you and me pal we are like one we will be forever as long as we live together in this world we will be friends forever and since JADEY seems to love this song so much i shall add it also its called pure morning by placebo lyrics A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better, A friend with breasts and all the rest, A friend who's dressed in leather, A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend who'll tease is better , Our thoughts compressed, Which makes us blessed, And makes for stormy weather, A friend in needs a friend indeed, My Japanese is better, And when she's pressed she will undress, And then she's boxing clever, A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend who bleeds is better, My friend confessed she passed the test, And we will never sever, Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times] Pure morning, [repeat this three more times] A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend who'll tease is better, Our thoughts compressed, Which makes us blessed, And makes for stormy weather, A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend who bleeds is better, My friend confessed she passed the test, And we will never sever, Day's dawning, skins crawling [repeat three more times] Pure morning,[repeat this three more times] A friend in needs a friend indeed, My Japanese is better, And when she's pressed she will undress, And then she's boxing clever, A friend in needs a friend indeed, A friend with weed is better, A friend with breast and all the rest, A friend who's dressed in leather FREINDS FOREVER ^_^JADEY AND SPENCE ^_^ check out her page me.com/jadeybaby