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this might actually be good for guys...lol u dont have to read this if u dont want to, but it's ineresting....

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The Lovers of the Heart

In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.

Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss

1. Kiss on the hand = I adore you

2. Kiss on the cheek = I just want to be friends

3. Kiss on the neck = I want you

4. Kiss on the lips = I love you

5. Kiss on the ears = I am just playing

6. Kiss anywhere else = lets not get carried away

7. Look in your eyes = kiss me

8. Playing with ! your hair = I can't live without you

9.Hand on your waist = I love you to much to let you go

Article 2: The Three Steps

1. Girls: If any guys get fresh with you, slap him.

2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.

3. Guys & Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3: The Commandments

1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.

2. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.

3. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.


Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo

2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder

3. How cute they look when they sleep

4. The ease in which they fit into our arms

5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world

6. How cute they are when they eat

7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while

8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside

9. The way they look good no matter what they wear

10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth

11. How cute they are when they argue

12. The way her hand always finds yours

13. The way they smile

14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight

15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....

16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them

17. The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'

18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...

19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry

20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly

21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt

22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even though we don't admit it)!

23. The way they say 'I miss you'

24. The way you miss them

25. The way their tears make you want to change the world
so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.


This chain started in 1997. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people. It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them. Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?' NO JOKE!!!!!

NOW THE CONSEQUENCES

The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!

Re-post this as :: How Much Girls Mean To Guys

1) Get 24 condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts
2)Set of all of the alarm clocks in Housewares for 5 minute intervals
3)Make a trail of tomato juice on the way to the restroom
4)walk up to am employee and say in an official tone and say ' code 3 in housewares' and see what happens
5) go to the service desk and ask to put a bag of m&ms on lay away
6) move a 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
7) set up a tent in the camping department and tell the other shoppers that you'll invite them in if they bring you pillows from the bedding department
8) When a clerk asks if they can help you cry and say ' why cant you just leave me alone?!?'
9) look into a security camera;act like its mirror and pick your nose
10) while handling guns in the gun department, ask the the clerk if he knows where the anti-deppresants are
11) Dart around the store suspicously humming loudly the ' mission impossible' theme
12)in the auto department practice your 'maddona look' using different sized funnels
13) hide in a clothing rack and when people browze through, yell PICK ME PICK ME!!!
14) when an announcment comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal possition and scream NO NO its those voices again!!
15) go into a fitting room and wait a while; then yell very loudly HEY theres no toilet paper in here!!!*