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STUPID LAWS IN CALIFORNIA
- No vehicle without a driver is allowed to exceed 60 miles per hour.
- Women may not drive in a housecoat.
- Baldwin Park: No one is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
- Blythe: You are not permitted to own cowboy boots unless you already
own at least two cows.
- Lompoc: It is illegal to own or raise roosters.
- Los Angeles: 1. Toads may not be licked. 2. You cannot bathe two
babies in the same bath at the same time. 3. It is illegal to cry on the
witness stand.
- Pacific Grove: Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
- Pasadena: It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
- Riverside: You cannot carry lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o’clock.
- San Diego: Home owners with Christmas Lights on their houses after
February may be fined up to $250.
- San Francisco: 1. People classified as ‘ugly’ may not walk down any
street. 2. It is illegal to wipe someone’s car with used underwear.

This Is My Cute Lil Cousin Anya!

She Just Turned 5

Gorgeous

Open minded

Realistic

Great

Interesting

Nice

Artistic

1. How do blind people know when they are done wiping?
2. Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
3. If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
4. Is there another word for synonym?
5. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?'
6. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
7. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
8. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
9. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
10. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
13. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
14. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
15. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
16. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
18. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp' to have a 'S' in it?
19. Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
20. What color do smurfs turn when they are choking?
21. If 7/11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, and 365 days a year then why do they have locks on the doors?
22. What do they ship packing peanuts in?
23. Why don't sharks swin another foot underwater?
24. Do coffins have lifetime guarentees?
25. Are children who act in R rated movies allowed to watch them?
26. If the swat team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?
27. Can you breathe out of your mouth and nose at the same time?
28. Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
29. Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
30. Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes chocolate flavour?
31. Can mute people burp?
32. If a fork was made of gold would it still be condsidered silverware?
33. If mars had quakes would they be called marsquakes?
34.Do movie producers still say light, camera, action when it is a dark scene?
35. Why is it that when smething says 'do not eat' it becomes more tempting? (like those chillies aye josh n jak!)
36. If you do and you have a broken leg, do they take the cast off?
37. Can you cry underwater?

It Makes You Think....