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"I got your back

You got mine,

I'll help you out

Anytime.

To see you hurt

To see you cry,

Makes me weep

And wanna die.

And if you agree

To never fight,

It wouldn't matter

Who's wrong or right.

If a broken heart

Needs a mend,

I'll be right there

To the end.

If your cheeks are wet

From drops of tears,

Don't you worry,

Let go of your fears.

Hand in hand

Love is sent,

We'll be friends

Till the end

This Shit Is Hella Scarry!!!

A few years ago,a mother and father decided they needed a break,so they wanted to head out for a night on the town.So they called their most trusted babysitter.When the babysitter arrived,the two children were already fast asleep in bed.So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children.Later at night,the babysitter got bored and went to watch tv but she couldn't watch it downstairs because they didnt have cable downstairs (the parents didn't want the children watching too much garbage).So she called them and asked them if she could watch cable in the parents' room.Of course the parents said it was ok,but the babysitter had one final request.She asked if she could cover up the clown satue in their bedroom with a blanket or cloth,because it made her nervous.The phoneline was silent for a moment,(and the father who was talking to the babysitter at the time)said....take the children and get out of the house....we'll call the police...we don't have a clown statue...the children and the babysitter got murdered by the clown.It turned out to be that the clown was a killer that escaped from jail.If u don't repost this within 5 minutes the clown will be standing next to your bed at 3:00 am with a knife in his hand

U WANT TO PLAY THE CONDOM GAME? NOTHING SEXUAL OK JUST REPOST THIS AND TITTLE UR BULLETIN WITH THE CONDOM THAT BEST FITS UR STATUS. OR U WILL HAVE BAD LUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS FOR 45 YEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED CONDOM--UR TAKEN AND LOVING IT...

ORANGE CONDOM--UR TAKENI

BLUE CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND WANT SOMEONE SO BAD

GREEN CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND LOVING IT

PINK CONDOM--UR TAKEN BUT CONFUSED

SILVER CONDOM--UR SINGLE, U LIKE SOMEONE BUT U DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE RIGHT FOR U

PURPLE CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND U LIKE SOMEONE

GOLD CONDOM--U MISS UR EX ALOT AND WANT TO BE WITH HER/HIM AGAIN

BLACK&WHITE CONDOM--U R READY TO GET MARRIED

YELLOW CONDOM--UR JUST CONFUSED

da TEEN cOmMaNdMEnTS

1.) U sHaLL nOt SnEaK oUt WhEn Ur
PaREnTs R sLLEpiNG!
(LyK.. y W8!)

2.) U sHaLL nOt tAkE dRuGs!
(aLcOhOL S mUcH bEttER)

3.) U sHaLL nOT sTeaL fROM KmArT
(WaLmArT hAS BeTTer StUff)

4.) U sHaLL nOt StEaL fRm Ur pAreNtS!
(gRaNdMa Has mOre mOnEy)

5.) U sHaLL nOt gEt ArrEstEd 4
vAnDaLiSm!
(VeRbAL aSsAuLt 4 LaStiNg EffEct)

6.) U sHaLL nOt GeT n2 FiGhTs!
(JuZ StArT dEm)

7.) U sHaLL nOT sKiP a cLaSS!
(jUz TaKe A wHoLE daY oFf)

8.) U sHaLL Not sTriP N a cLaSS!
(HOOTERS pAyS MuCh mOrE)

9.) U sHaLL nOT HeLp OLd LaDiEs 2
AcRoSS d StReet
(JuZ LeAve DeM n d MiDDLe)

10.) U sHaLL nOT tHiNk AbOuT
hAviNG sEx!
(LyK NIKE sAyS: "jUz dO iT!" bUt pLs..
dO iT saFe)

The condom  Game

U WANT TO PLAY THE CONDOM GAME? NOTHING SEXUAL OK JUST REPOST THIS AND TITTLE UR BULLETIN WITH THE CONDOM THAT BEST FITS UR STATUS. OR U WILL HAVE BAD LUCK IN RELATIONSHIPS FOR 45 YEARS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RED CONDOM--UR TAKEN AND LOVING IT...

ORANGE CONDOM--UR TAKENI

BLUE CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND WANT SOMEONE SO BAD

GREEN CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND LOVING IT

PINK CONDOM--UR TAKEN BUT CONFUSED

SILVER CONDOM--UR SINGLE, U LIKE SOMEONE BUT U DON'T KNOW IF THEY ARE RIGHT FOR U

PURPLE CONDOM--UR SINGLE AND U LIKE SOMEONE

GOLD CONDOM--U MISS UR EX ALOT AND WANT TO BE WITH HER/HIM AGAIN

BLACK&WHITE CONDOM--U R READY TO GET MARRIED

YELLOW CONDOM--UR JUST CONFUSED