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shelby's Favorite Quote: I never {Relized} how how much i missed you... && I never relized how much I {Wanted} you...Or how much i really hate you
About shelby:
Profession:dont know
Nick Name:pothead, slippery, shoebe
Religion:Other
Height:5'7
Weight:120
Body Type:Slim/Slender
Eye Color:Gray
Hair Color:Brown
Habits:tappin my foot and rollin my eyes
Phobias:i dont have ne
Makes me happy:parting
Makes me sad:nothing ne more i really dont care
My Income:im not verry rich but im looking 4 someone loaded !!! lol
My Pets:scrappy
More about me:well ne more i smoke alot of pot lol... it keeps me from going crazy :) sad but the truth i hate it here.
My perfect partner:NOT LOOKING FUCK THAT
I'd like to meet:i donno im just lookin to party right now and im not looking 4 ne one
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hostill
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Posted By: mike, Feb 13, 2007 | 3:26 pm
hey shelby, I am a stoner & my life is going in the wrong direction. I am Irish & i do have a drinking problem.  I have no religion, but I do have morals. I always have an opinion & I am an asshole.  I am Italian and I do have a big ___(ego ;) ) .  Sometimes stereo types are right but thankz for stickin up for those that aren't.      
Hubert
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Posted By: hubert, Jan 23, 2007 | 4:40 am
Kissing Is A Habit
Fucking Is A Game
Guys Get All The Pleasure
Girls Get All The Pain
10 Minutes Of Pleasure
9 Months Of Pain
3 Days In The Hospital
A Baby Without A Name
The Baby Is A Bastard
The Mother Is A Whore
This Woulda Never Happend If The Rubber Hadn't Tore!!



Sex is like math
You subtract the clothes
Add the bed
Divide the legs
And Pray to god
You dont multiply




Roses are red
Grass is green
Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream




Hickory dickory dock
This bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dumped my goo
And dumped her to the end of the block



Sex is good
Sex is fine
Doggy Style & 69
Just for fun
Or gettin paid
Everyone likes gettin laid



Sex is evil
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in!!!



u opened it so u r CURSED for5 yrs. u need to read it ENTIRELY!!


roses are nice
violets are fine.
ill be the six
if you be the nine.


Repost this as ''nasty poem''

if u repost this in 1 min: they guy /girl that you like will tell u that he/she loves u and that he wants to go out with u.

if u repost this in 2 min: the guy/girl that you like will give you a hug and a kiss on the cheek

if u repost this in 3 min: you'll find $20 while your walking

if u repost this in 4 min: you'll have a lotz of frend requests
dark21xx
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Posted By: chris, Dec 25, 2006 | 7:01 am
hey babe been a while since we talked miss yas anyways i hope ur christmas is great tell me what u  get *hugs n kisses*
You answered `All of the above ^^^`
That answer is CORRECT

why am i doing this ?
quiz results
14% (1 quiz-takers)
B/c im trying 2 take my mind away from something

43% (3 quiz-takers)
B/c im bored

14% (1 quiz-takers)
B/c i have no life

29% (2 quiz-takers)
All of the above ^^^

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Sexyme01
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