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About Chris:
Profession:Office Boy
Nick Name:Hector Heathcliffe, Dr. Klein, GQ Chris, Christoph, Kissyfer, Keith, Smiley, Slim, lightning fast
Religion:Christian
Height:5'10
Weight:155
Body Type:Athletic
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Habits:workin out
Phobias:anything that crawls, somebody crashing into my car - back off ppl, seriously!
Makes me happy:Driving in my Subaru... reading the Word... being with family... off-the-wall, crazy laffin'
Makes me sad:child abusers - ya sick twisted _____s...
My Income:$38k
My Pets:Oreo
More about me:I'm a luvable fuzz-ball! real, genuine, sincere, practical, caring,... I'm a glass-half-fuller... optimistic, peaceful, comedic, fun-loving (not a hater), open, full of hope for the future, humble, understanding, positive... ambitious, I like to do stuff. I'm also a hard-nosed hard-liner... nothing can shake me. I rarely get emotional, even if I probably should.I’m also truthful. honest, tell it like it is... it's best that way. I'm the big brother that does whatever it takes to keep his little ones out of trouble... the son that never gives up. I'm the designated driver, quick-witted, light-hearted friend, and the voice for injustice... blood-bought saint of the living God, lover of truth, and team player... promoter of good, watching the evil... your doctor, therapist, best friend, watch-dog, neighbor and minister all wrapped up in one. serious as can be one minute, an absolute clown the next... I'm a straight-edge, straight-shooter, and sexually straight. I get results, solutions, and my way (if it's the right way). :D
My perfect partner:someone real, sincere, covered up
I'd like to meet:1. Jesus Christ 2. Paul of Tarsus 3. John, the beloved disciple 4. George Washington and Daniel
New World Order Begins - I-69 Super Highway Demolition in Martinsville Indiana

Anti-war: Stop BushTerrorists

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My Child ~

You may not know me, but I know everything about you. Psalm 139:1  I know when you sit down and when you rise up. Psalm 139:2  I am familiar with all your ways. Psalm 139:3  Even the very hairs on your head are numbered. Matthew 10:29-31  For you were made in my image. Genesis 1:27  In me you live and move and have your being. Acts 17:28  For you are my offspring. Acts 17:28  I knew you even before you were conceived. Jeremiah 1:4-5  I chose you when I planned creation. Ephesians 1:11-12  You were not a mistake, for all your days are written in my book. Psalm 139:15-16  I determined the exact time of your birth and where you would live. Acts 17:26  You are fearfully and wonderfully made. Psalm 139:14  I knit you together in your mother's womb. Psalm 139:13  And brought you forth on the day you were born. Psalm 71:6I have been misrepresented by those who don't know me. John 8:41-44  I am not distant and angry, but am the complete expression of love. 1 John 4:16  And it is my desire to lavish my love on you. 1 John 3:1  Simply because you are my child and I am your Father. 1 John 3:1  I offer you more than your earthly father ever could. Matthew 7:11  For I am the perfect father. Matthew 5:48  Every good gift that you receive comes from my hand. James 1:17  For I am your provider and I meet all your needs. Matthew 6:31-33  My plan for your future has always been filled with hope. Jeremiah 29:11  Because I love you with an everlasting love. Jeremiah 31:3  My thoughts toward you are countless as the sand on the seashore. Psalms 139:17-18  And I rejoice over you with singing. Zephaniah 3:17  I will never stop doing good to you. Jeremiah 32:40  For you are my treasured possession. Exodus 19:5  I desire to establish you with all my heart and all my soul. Jeremiah 32:41  And I want to show you great and marvelous things. Jeremiah 33:3  If you seek me with all your heart, you will find me. Deuteronomy 4:29  Delight in me and I will give you the desires of your heart. Psalm 37:4  For it is I who gave you those desires. Philippians 2:13  I am able to do more for you than you could possibly imagine. Ephesians 3:20  For I am your greatest encourager. 2 Thessalonians 2:16-17  I am also the Father who comforts you in all your troubles. 2 Corinthians 1:3-4  When you are brokenhearted, I am close to you. Psalm 34:18  As a shepherd carries a lamb, I have carried you close to my heart. Isaiah 40:11  One day I will wipe away every tear from your eyes. Revelation 21:3-4  And I'll take away all the pain you have suffered on this earth. Revelation 21:3-4  I am your Father, and I love you even as I love my son, Jesus. John 17:23  For in Jesus, my love for you is revealed. John 17:26  He is the exact representation of my being. Hebrews 1:3  He came to demonstrate that I am for you, not against you. Romans 8:31  And to tell you that I am not counting your sins. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19  Jesus died so that you and I could be reconciled. 2 Corinthians 5:18-19  His death was the ultimate expression of my love for you. 1 John 4:10  I gave up everything I loved that I might gain your love. Romans 8:31-32  If you receive the gift of my son Jesus, you receive me. 1 John 2:23  And nothing will ever separate you from my love again. Romans 8:38-39  Come home and I'll throw the biggest party heaven has ever seen. Luke 15:7  I have always been Father, and will always be Father. Ephesians 3:14-15  My question is…Will you be my child? John 1:12-13  I am waiting for you. Luke 15:11-32

Love, Your Dad

Almighty God

Do you believe it?

Many years ago, CHARLES PEACE, one of the greatest of criminals, was brought to justice. A burglar, forger. and double murderer, he was condemned to death. As he was being led to the scaffold, the chaplain walked by his side, offering what we call 'the consolations of religion.' As the chaplain spoke of Christ's power to save, the wretched man turned to him and said: 'Do you believe it? Do you believe it? If I believed that, I would willingly crawl across England on broken glass to tell men it was true.'

'Nevertheless when the Son of man cometh, shall he find faith on the earth?'
Exodus

graduate tribulation

movin of cha people

open ya eyes

look widin

are you satisified

wid da life ya livin

we know where we'a goin

we know where we'a from

we live in Babylonia

we goin to our Fada's land

Exeedus

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"When you give it all you got, and you can't give anymore... give some more!"

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ironman47
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Posted By: Jesse, Jul 03, 2008 | 2:41 pm
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ChrisKleinNotTheActor Reply From: Chris, Jul 04, 2008 | 1:51 pm

sweet graphic!

siviana
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Posted By: siviana, Jun 16, 2008 | 4:47 pm
thxs hun...that means alot.
siviana
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Posted By: siviana, Mar 28, 2008 | 1:00 pm

thought id stop by &nd say 'hey' lols

(+)plus.thxs 4the pic cmnt hun...

long time no talk.how r yaaa bb??

ChrisKleinNotTheActor Reply From: Chris, Mar 29, 2008 | 5:45 pm

hayy doing great here... jus got done freezing up in your neck of the woods.

smokin pics sweetie! your such a cutie!! give me a call some time

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Posted By: tara, Mar 22, 2008 | 4:34 pm
im 19 thanks for asking and thanks for the happy birthday thats really sweet
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Posted By: dianna, Feb 22, 2008 | 9:57 am
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Real Love from Above

'Some call it religion. I call it life!'

'For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.' Jn. 3:16

How to be saved, according to Jesus.

'For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.' Jn 3:16

'Also I say unto you, Whosoever shall confess me before men, him shall the Son of man also confess before the angels of God' Luke 12:8

'I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.' Luke 13:3

'And he said unto them, Go ye into all the world, and preach the gospel to every creature. He that believeth and is baptized shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.' Mk 16:15

'And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved' Mt. 10:22

Still believe Him?

'Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life.'

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What's your biggest pet peeve?
poll results
45% (5 votes)
Smokers (we wouldn’t fart in your face, why corrupt our air??)

27% (3 votes)
Hillary Clinton

27% (3 votes)
Drivers who don’t use turn signals

0% (0 votes)
Primitive packaging (just pleeease, make a perforation line!)

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What's the Best TV program ever?
poll results
43% (3 votes)
Saved by the Bell

29% (2 votes)
King of Queens

14% (1 votes)
Family Matters

14% (1 votes)
America's Funniest Home Videos

0% (0 votes)
The Brady Bunch

0% (0 votes)
Everybody Loves Raymond

0% (0 votes)
Step by Step

0% (0 votes)
Full House

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Who’s the greatest actor of all time:
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry)
Arnold Schwarzenegger(The Terminator)
John Travolta (Grease)
Mel Gibson (Braveheart)
Denzel Washington (John Q.)
Harrison Ford (Indiana Jones)
Tom Cruise (Top Gun)
Jim Carrey (Ace Ventura)
cast my vote!
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Best card game of all time…
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30% (3 votes)
Uno

30% (3 votes)
Poker

10% (1 votes)
Old Maid

10% (1 votes)
Go Fish

10% (1 votes)
Blackjack

10% (1 votes)
52-card pickup

0% (0 votes)
War

0% (0 votes)
Solitaire

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Greatest board game ever…
Candy Land
Monopoly
Scrabble
Battleship
cast my vote!
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Most Popular Song of all Time... (Ya hear it all the time, everywhere).
Jump Around, House of Pain
Enter Sandman, Metallica
The Thunder Rolls, Garth Brooks
I Will Always Love You, Dolly Parton/ Whitney Houston
Unchained Melody, The Righteous Brothers
Sweet Dreams, The Eurhythmics
Hit Me baby One More Time, Britney Spears
Oops I Did it Again, Britney Spears
cast my vote!
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